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3 Gen 41
Name: Saied
Country Pk
Migan yak rooz dar yaki az masajed ha mawle amo masjed sokhan miguft ki brother ha waqte aab minosheen baiad 3 dafa bismillah bogoien.....
da ami asna marde az qatar khist-o guft mawlwai saeeb chera che kifayat daara ki ma 3 dafa e jomla ra bogoiem .........?
mawlawi pas da jawabesh guft ki brother ha dar aab 3 ( GEN ) mibaasha.....
1 dana oxyGEN wa 2 dane degesh HYdroGEN ast.....
Yakhchal 40
Name: Saied
Country: Pk
Migan shabe yak mard nisha bood ba qadre nisha bood ki hech cheze ra farq namitanist.......
Khob subh ki e mard az khaw khist e mard gans-o gool bood da ami asna e mard ba zan khod guft ki oo zan mifahmi imshaw yak karamat shood.....
zanesh poorsaan kad ki che karamat shoda baaz...?
guft mifahmi denashab waqte ki ma tashnab raftom waqte ki darwaze tashnab ra waaz mikadom roshani mishod wa waqte ki pas darwaza ra band mikadom taariki mishood.....
da ami asna zanesh ba birya shood-o guft.....
ooo khak da saret shawa ba khialom ki baaz dinashab da bain yakhchaal tashnab ta kadi.....
Zan 39
Name: Saied
Country: Pk
Zan az nazare shaier ha.........!!!
Dar 10 salagi zan masra ast....
12 salagi tak bait ast.....
14 salagi rowaie ast....
18 salagi ghazal ast.....
25 salagi mokhammas ast....
30 salagi mosadas ast....
40 salagi masnawi ast.....
45 salagi qaseeda ast.....
bad az 50 salagi ba bala sheer naw ast ki naz wazn dara wa na qaafia.......
Gaw Morda 38
Name: Saied
Country: Pk
Miga yak rooz az yak adam gawesh mord....
wa e adam dega har rooz aza migirift wa lebas haie siah ba jaan daasht....
dega roozesh resh safeed ha jama shodan wa e adam rz guft khejalat bekash az khatere yak gaw aza migirii bad ast mardoom khanda mikona saret....
dar ami asna yak dafa ami adam guft ki boro inja eqa mardom na jawan astan....!!!
Guft rooz ki zanem mord 3 rooz baadish hamagi guftan bia zan bigi zan mitemit....
hali ki gawem morda yake nist ki bogoia bia gaw bigi.........
Namomken 37
Name: Saied
Country: Pk
Miga Yak Rooz Yak Rafiq az Rafiq deget khod porsaan kad ki agar barit khabar biaia ki zanet morda che khad koni....?
Rafiq 2om guft ki brother to ham gap haie ra migi ki naa momken ast ..... Ma wa eqa Taale.....
Sharab 36
Name: Saied
Country: Pk
Miga Yak sharabi az rafiq khod porsan mikona ki nazari khanumet dar baari sharab che ast ?
1st : Guft Ki nazar khanum dar baari sharab chist ?
2nd: Guft wala yagan rooz ki asab khanumem kharab mishod baaz miguft az sharab kada oo cheze bachim bonoshi khob ast.....
Tayara 35
Name: Saied
Country Pk
Miga Yak Rooz Baba Rajab Hamraie Khanum Khod Wa Bachagak europe miraftan dar ami asna bacha gakish da tayara giryan mikad wa gufta miraft ki tayara sooqoot mikona........
dar ami asna khanom baba rajab yak dafa ba bacha gak khod guft ki ooo bacha....che giryan ra andakhti ......!!!
Baanesh ki sooqoot kona tayare babet kho nist..
Jokes 34
Name: Khoshy
Country: Afg
1)
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard on the news that over 90% of accidents occur at the home?
A: She moved.
2)
Q: How do you make Hamid and Ruyen laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday at school.... lolz!
Marriage 33
Name: GhzStar
Email: Afghanistan
BEFORE MARRIAGE
MAN : It was so hard to wait.
WOMAN : Do you want me to leave?
MAN : NO! Don't even think about it.
WOMAN : Do you love me?
MAN : Of course! Over and over!
WOMAN : Have you ever cheated on me?
MAN : NO! Why are you even asking?
WOMAN : Will you kiss me?
MAN : Every chance I get!
WOMAN : Will you hit me?
MAN : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
WOMAN : Can I trust you?
MAN : Yes.
WOMAN : Darling!
AFTER MARRIAGE
READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP !!!!!!!!!!
Wife 32
Name: Muskaan
Country: Afg
Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai.
Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.
Husband: Kya karun…, khushi ke mare kuch samaj hi nahi aa raha…
Women 31
Name: Muskaan
Country: Afg
Man said to God : Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to man : So that you will love them.
Man said to God : But why did you make them so dumb?
God said to man : So that they will love you
Haji Bazi 30
Name: QumanDan
Country: pk
miga kudam rooz yak haji amuto burota ra gharqi roghan kada yak chand bacha ra gird khud jam kada bud yak nafar az baghalish tir shud guft chi mikune haji jan ni ki bacha bazi mikune guft ni wala bacha yak chand daqa haji bazi mikunan
3Language 29
Name: GhzSTar
Country: Afghanistan
2 Rafiqa bayn khod gap mezadan 1 goft Zani ma name khuda eqa layq ast ke da 3 Zoban Gap mezana.
2 goft ooo khuda zan ma 1zoban yad dara mara dewana kada too chee hal dashta bashi...
KHastgari 28
Name: GhzStar
Country: Afghanistan
Poshti kodm dukhtar ki da kharij kalan shoda bod khast gar raft.
kho mother dukhtar goft awal ma bayad bofamom ke che kar yaad dari,
goft dukhtar ma. Raqs kadana, Piano zadan, dukhtar ma english yaad dara, dukhtar ma computer yad dara, dukhtar ma da bain jawana besyaar mashhoor ast. kho to che yad dari az bacha porsan kad
bacha: ma deek kadan, khana jaro kadan, zarf shoshtan, bacha nega kadan, pamper zadan. kho kolisha yaad darom faqat ba liaz khuda ame Tawalod kadan ra ba gardan ma nandazeen..
Qasab 27
Name: GhzStar
Country: Afghanistan
Khani Khanom Qasab Bacha shod.
baresh awal awrdan kee Tabreek basha khanit bacha shoda name khuda 3 Kilo Wazen dara
Qasab goft Hamray ostoghan ya bedoni ostoghan
Shir 26
Name: Hamid
Country: Norway
Khani kodam awghan az USA mehman amad. ee mardaka 7 bacha dasht, kolisha goft da line estad shaween kee bare kaka janit marefe konomitan,
kho bacha da line estad shod ee mardaka shoro kad. az awal goft. 1, Shir khan, 2, Shir Gul, 3, Shir Dil 4, Shir shah,,, khoo da ami 5 ee mehman goft sorry yak sawal darom..
awghan goft porsan ko,
goft ee ra bogo kee SHIR ra khana awrda bodi ya Hamshera ra Jangel borda bodi .
kolish shir ast haha........... sorry awghans... bro... dega fakaye ast myaya..
Sawal Sakht 25
Name: Khoshy Gak
Country: Herat
سوال سخت کنکور
وقتي رشتي از جلسه ي كنكور مياد بيرون مگن كدوم سوال سخت بود ميگه :نام پدر
Cheka bad.. Lolz
Tofang wa Mashindar 24
Name: GhzStar
Country: afghanistan
Yak Bacha gak az padar khod porsan kad, ke Padar Jan Farq bain Tofang wa mashindar chest.
Padaresh chort zad goft, bachem tofang ena ma wa khodit ke gap mezanim ame ast,
mashindar ona mother it....
Dukhtar 23
Name: GhzStar
Country: Afghanistan
Mega Yak Nafar Tabligh mekad. megoft har kaas khanish 1 dukhtar shawa 1 Darwazi (door) Janat baresh Baaz Mesha,
kodam nafar az Bain sada kaad goft Janat Chand Darwaza Dara.
Nafar goft 8 dana
nafar 2 goft ma 12 dukhtar darom ee 4 darwaza dega ra az koja waaz mekona.
Charsi. 22
Name: GhzStar
Country: Afghanistan
Mega kodam Dukhtar da Peshe Darwaza Estat bod Hamray khod KHandan Mekhand ( Dar Konje Dilam Jay Kasi Khana Nadara)......
Yak Charsi az Sarak Teer meshod .. dawr khord goft Krayesh Ziat Ast kam koo paida mesha
Tracktoor 21
Name: NooR
Country: pak
miga kudam roz yak wardakee az wardak tarafi kbl miraft da taxi shesht ie taxi disti pakistan bud motar wan ie wardake ra guft kaka jan soni sarak sai ku har waqt ki motar na bud da disti dega baz mara bogo ki sari az ie motar pish shawum ie ya harakat kadan ie motar wan pursan kad kaka jan motar as guft haa motar ass kho ame to chand dafa ie motar wan pursan kad wardaki guft haa motar as baz dili motar wan taqat nakad guft motar as ie wardake guft ni niss motar kho ame motar wan ki khuda sari az ie motar dega pish mikuna ki gharambbbb kada katee trak toor takar mikunaa ie wardakeee motar wan khub lat mikune daw ham mizanaaa miga padar nalat hali kushta budee maraaa motar wan miga ma kho to ra guftum ki aga motar basha mara bogo to guftii ki motar niss ma pish shudum gunah as to ass wardakee baz daw mizanaaa miga to padar nalat to kho motar gufta budee trak toor kho na gufta budeee
Technology 20
Name: Ruyen
Country:
Nurse : Mubarak ho ap k ghar Larka paida hova hai..
pathan : wa g wa kya technology hai
Biwi mere hospital mein hai or Larka ghar main paida hova hai.
Bachi Khar 19
Name: HeeNa
Country: pak
mega yak wardaki as bagh saeb mikan
baghban ger kardesh raft zer khar pot shod
baghban amd
goft ke aste
goft ma astam bache khar...............
Sholy Fim 18
Name: Ruyen
Email:
Pathan apni kuttey ke saath "sholay" film dekne gaya ...film ke dailogue main hero ne kaha...!
"BASANTI IN KUTTON KE SAMNE MAT NACHNA!"
Pathan "Ticket lya he tera to bap b nache ga.
Police wala 17
Name: NooR
Countryl: pak
Police wala Fojji ik sath train mi safar kar rahy they
police wala: chuti pe jarahe ho?
Fojji: haan wife ki delivery hai.
police: kitnay din bad ghar jarahy ho?
Fojji: 2 saal baad.
Police: phir to wo bacha haram ka ho ga jo hone wala hai.
Fojji: too mujhy konsa ghar rakhna hai, police main bharti kara donga...................
1 Ladky 16
Name: Muskaan
Country: Afg
Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Ladky Ne
Hello Kiya,
Wife: Koun Thi Wo?
Husband: Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo,
Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi.
Pagal 15
Name: Muskaan
Country: Afg
Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai!
Damaqem 14
Name: Star
Country: Germany
Yak baabagak ameto qalandari waare daane khoda kaj o pleej mekard kodam chisera mechooshid. Yak dokhtar ke dami paalish shista bod bekhe delaaish aow aow shod!
Beelakhera dokhtar khest raft porsan kard: Kaka jan e chi ast da daanet 1 saat fex dilema aow aow kardi agar qoroot mebod kho wakht aow meshod. Agar sang mebod da eto chooshidaanai tu kho bekhe aowgiin meshod.
Kaka goftl: Dokhtar jan as damaaqem yak chisera kash kadem mesil laashtek warest 3 saat mesha ke mechoshomesh hich aowshodanii nest!!!
Mullah 13
Name: Star
Country: Germany
Mega: Mullah da Bus balla mesha kho da Bus ham besyaar berobarak mebasha, Mullah ra Kun e sha kharisht megira desta payin mekona kho ame ke khalas mesha yak Dokhtar ke paloyesh estaad mebasha khub yak Sily makaam mezanaish megesh: Padar Lanat besyaar luchak asti, Mullah mega chura ma chi kadem?... Ma kho Kun e ma kharidum... Dokhtar megesh Padar Lanat Kun e khuda ne az ma ra Kharidi, yak dafa Mullah megesh WUIIIII besyaar ziyaad bebakshi ba ma ham jalib bod ke chura Maza nameta
2 Friends 12
Name: Star
Country: Germany
Do rafiqa shishta budan wa raaze dil mekardan lol
asef : Allah ma as deste khushuyem bekhe tabha tabha astom. Har rooz yak dafa khane ma nabyaya wa ma khanume ma jang naparta dilesh aram namigira... Tu hamraye khushuet chi haal dare?
Farid: Kho khushuye ma kho sirf yak dafa ba khaane ma amada.
Asef: Shocked Chiii tanha yak dafa??? 5 saal as aroosi tu mesha bas tanha yak dafa amada?
Farid: Bale, as amo rooze arosi ke hamraye mesil jeez ware amada ta ba emroz narafta . lol
Tayara 11
Name: Babaw
Country: Afg
Yak tayara az taraf Peshwar ba Islam-abad meraft.... (albata, dewana ha ra inteqal medad)
ee dewana ha da tayara besyar ghal-maghal ra andakhta budan!!!
bad az chand daqa tayara aram o arami shud..... baz amy Qumandan dewana ha amad k khabar begera k che che gap shud,, kuleshan aram shudan!!!
ded k (Babaw) tana sheshta. azesh porsan kad, k che shudan degara??
ee dewana guft. walla Qumandan saheb.. zyad ghal maghal wa sat tery mekadan. mam darwaza ra waz kadum. yaki-yaki da kocha rawaneshan kadum... lolz...
omedwar astum k khushet amada basha!! :)
Zabardasti 10
Name: noor
Country: pk
ye 27 june ka 1 sacha waqia hai jise soch ki insan ki rooh kaanp jati hai magar zalimo ki hate tak na kanpy lahore me 2 sal ki 1 masoom bache jo abi thek tarha bol be nahe sakhte thi or jo din us k khelny k thy us k apne baap ne us masooom ki ik na suni aur us roti hui bache ko pakar k zabardasti
SCHOOL BHEJ DIA....
aap kis intizar miti jinab
Problem 9
Name: Khoshy Gak
Country: Herat
have some problem
If you have any problems,
Tell me, I’ll help you.
If you don’t have any problem,
Tell me, I’ll creat some for you.
Aakhir dost hote kis liye hain…!
Special offer 8
Name: Khoshy Gak
Country: Herat
special for you
Hi, How are you…?
Are you free tomorrow..?
Can you come to me..?
Because tomorrow we are opening new
Mental Hospital
admission free, special offer for you.
Watch 7
Name: NooR
Country: pk
shikh ni apni girl friend ko ghar liaya sab darwazi kirkian band kardi parde be gira dya light off karke girl friend ki pass aya or kaha
"" dekho meri WATCH me light be jalti hai""
Pathan 6
Name: Ruyen
Country:
pathan road pe letreen kar raha tha,
Police ney pakar liya .
jab usey lejaney lagay to pathan bola...!
Saboot tu utha lo...........! :)
Showhar 5
Name: Khoshy Gak
Country: Herat
yak khanom shoharesh gom shodeh! hamraye sister khud raft pesh Police
Khanom: Aqaye Police shoharam gom shudeh!
Police: neshana haye (some signs) az shoharet bego!!
khanom: neshana ha yane che??
Police: masalan (ghadesh boland boda (tall) cheshm o abroye meshki (black) andam zeba and blah blah blah...)
Khanom: bali hamentor k shuma guften ast...
dar hamen asna; khaharesh (her sister): hamshera shoharet kho ee ragham nest!!!
Khanom: begzar haly k police ha zahmat mekashan mepalan yak "khobisha" paida kunan... hahha
Don't forget to VOte... lol! ;
Mula Nasrudin 4
Name: Star
Country: Germany
Yak Rooz Mullah Nasruddin sare chauky shista bud kela mekhord. Ke as door yak Blondine amad. Mullah guft: Agar jurhat dare as pesh royem ter sho!
Blondine Guft: Ne ne ma namikhayom ke baaz belakhsam lo
Lady Doc 3
Name: Ruyen
Country:
Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am - 11am.
Time: 2
Name: Ruyen
Country: Pak
Lady: Time kitna hua hai?
Banta: Bra Panties.
Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense.
Banta: Time hi to bataya hai 12:35
Tawaf 1
Name: Khoshy Gak
Country: Herat
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lolz. did u guys get it!?