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Good Morning                                                                                  107

Name: شریف احمدی

Country: غزنی- افغانستان

Email
sharifahmadi@aol.com

میگن یک مرد خارجی با یک وردکی روبرو شده و گفت "گودمارنینگ" ازینکه آن وردکی گُد بود (پای نداشت) سرش بد خورد که ای خارجی چرا او را "گّد" گفت. و تسادفآ آن خارجی چشمان سبزداشت و کل هم بود. وردک در جواب گفت "شین سترگی مورده گوه کل مارنینگ

Wardaki Mord                                                                                 106

Name: Hamed                                                                                                                                  
Country: Norway                                                                                                                              
وردکی مرد:
هفتادو دو فرشته برای سوال و جواب حاظر شدند.
دو فرشته سوال ميکرد.
هفتاد فرشته وردکی را ميفهماند

CHESTAN                                                                                         105

Name: Mubasher Mushtaba Mukaram 3 Ideots

Country: Afg

Email: Mukaram_leo@yahoo.com


Yak chestan megom da email addras man jawab o ra rawan kuned wa jaiza aaghs nomaid. Email:mukaram_leo@yahoo.com Chestan: 1.Tar Zadom Khosk Kashidom. 2.Bala mera bar dara Payan mera kar dara. 3.Labom da labesh Destom da kamaresh. 4.Morda da darya Shalgham Mekhord. Kol e chistanha adabi ast ghalat feker nakonaid wa drost jawab dehed. Fakahi: Megan kodam roz yak mosh balai fil (Elephent) Bsyar ziat qahr bod wa da house aab bazi amd wa phil ra goft ke beron bya az aab feel az aab beron shod mosh goft pas boro da aab feel bsyar ba tars goft ghairiat kho ast mosh jan mosh goft hech mededom ke nekar mara kho naposhede

NEt                                                                                                  104

Name:  Sadaf Barekzy                                                                                                                                                 
Country: Islamabad
بی تو آنلاین شبی باز از آن Room گذشتم. همه تن چشم شدم. دنبال ID تو گشتم. شوق دیدار تو لبریز شد از Case وجودم. شدم آن User دیوانه که بودم. یادم آمد که شبی با هم از آن Room گذشتیم. پر گشودیم و در آن خلوت دلخواسته گشتیم. تو همه راز های Hack ریخته در آن Booter های سیاهت. من همه محو تماشای PM هایت. Talk صاف و Room آرام. بخت خندان و زمان رام. منو تو (و بقیه) همه دلداده به آواز روی Voice. یادم آید تو به من گفتی از ای�! � عشق حذر کن. لحظه ای چند بر این Room نظر کن .Chat آیینه عشق گذران است. تو که امروز نگاهت به ای میلی نگران است. باش فردا که دلت با ID دگران است. تا فراموش کنی چندی از این Room سفر کن. با تو گفتم حذر از Room ندانم...

Khoras                                                                                             103

Name: Hamed                                                                                                                                                               
Country: Norway                                                                                                                                                           

طالبان یک خراس را قف پایی ور داشت
مردم پرسيد چرا گفت که از زیر بغلش پستکارت ماکيان ره یافتن

Bariqi 3 faz                                                                                      102

Name: Hamid                                                                                                                                                                 
Country: Norway                                                                                                                                                            
يك پاكستاني رابرق سه فاز ميگيره بلند اش می کندو می زتش به زمين. از جایش
می خيزد و ميگه: اگر مرد هستي! يک يك فاز پيش بيا یيد!

Feilasof                                                                                           101

Name: sadaf barekzay                                                                                                                                                                                                 
Country: Islamabad                                                                                                                                                                                                     
فيلسوفي از صحرايي مي گذشت . تير اندازي تازه كار را ديد كه هدفي را نشان كرده بود و تير را به چپ و راست مي انداخت و خطا مي كرد . فيلسوف ترسيد كه مبادا يكي از تيرها به او بخورد پس رفت و در كنار هدف نشست ! و گفت : جايي امن تر از اينجا پيدا نكردم يقين دارم كه هرگز تير او به هدف نخواهد خورد

Haakem                                                                                          100

Name: sadaf barekzay                                                                                                                                                                                                   
Country: Islamabad                                                                                                                                                                                                      

روزی ملا به حمام رفته بود اتفاقا حاکم شهر هم برای استحمام آمد حاکم برای اینکه با ملا شوخی کرده باشد رو به او کرد و گفت : ملا قیمت من چقدر است؟ ملا گفت : بیست دینار. حاکم ناراحت شد و گفت : مردک نادان اینکه تنها قیمت لنگ حمام من است. ملا هم گفت: منظورم همین بود و الا خودت ارزش نداری

Darwaish                                                                                           99

Name: sadaf barekzay                                                                                                                                                                                                   
Country: Islamabad                                                                                                                                                                                                      

درویشی بی سروپا خواجه یی را گفت: اگر من بر در سرای تو بمیرم، با من چه میکنی؟ خواجه گفت: ترا کفن کنم و به گور بسپارم. درویش گفت: امروز به زندگی، مرا پیراهنی پوشان و چون بمیرم بی کفن به خاک بسپار. خواجه بخندید و او را پیراهنی ببخشید

Yakhchal                                                                                         98

Name: mubasher noori       
Country: afghanistan  

This is my first joke in this site hope its good wardake : rozy az roza wardake dar sorab mobile raft wa goft ien telvistion chand ast dokandar goft namefrosham baz roz dega khod ra pak wa maqbool jor kard amad goft ien telvistion chand ast dukandar goft namefrosham wardake qar shod wa drashe poshed wa amad goft telvistion chand ast dokandar goft namefrosham wardake goft akher chora !!!!!!!!! dukandar goft ien telvistion nast yakhchal ast hope happy

Kharboza                                                                                        97

Name: sadaf barekzay                                                                                                                                                                                                   
Country: Islamabad                                                                                                                                                                                                      
روزی ملا زیر درخت چار مغز خوابیده بود که ناگهان چهار مغزی به شدت به سرش اصابت کرد و سرش باد کرد. بعد از آن شروع کرد به شکر کردن. مردی از آنجا می گذشت وقتی ماجرا را شنید گفت: اینکه دیگر شکر کردن ندارد. ملا گفت: احمق جان نمی دانی اگر به جای درخت چهار مغز زیر درخت خربزه خوابیده بودم نمیدانم عاقبتم چه بو

Peer ba Zan                                                                                       96

Name: sadaf barekzay                                                                                                                                                                                                 
Country: Islamabad                                                                                                                                                                                                     
شوهر پیری که در حال مردن بود بزن جوان خود گفت: خواهشی که از تو دارم این است بعد از مردن من با همسایه که سالهاست در محکمه با من مرافعه کرد و مرا این همه بزحمت انداخت عروسی نکنی. زن گفت: آسوده باش که من بکسی دیگر وعده داده

Peer ba jawan                                                                                  95

Name: sadaf barekzay                                                                                                                                                                                                   
Country: Islamabad                                                                                                                                                                                                      
پیری با جوانی هم غذا شدند هر دو گریه میکردند، از پیر پرسیدند: چرا گریه میکنی؟ گفت: برای اینکه من دندان ندارم و جوان هر چه هست خواهد خورد، از جوان پرسیدند تو چرا گریه میکنی؟ گفت: برای آنکه این پیر دندان ندارد و غذا را ناجویده میخورد من به او نمیرسم ها ها ها ها ه

Awani Jawani                                                                                   94

Name:  Sadaf barekzay
Country: Islamabad
شخصی برای پسرش که در آوان جوانی بود به خواستگاری دختری رفت، پدر دختر گفت: پسر شما هنوز به درجه ای کمال نرسیده است بهتر است صبر کنیم تا کمی به امور زندگی آشنا شود و سنش کامل شود. آن شخص در جواب گفت: آنوقت به عقل آمده و نه تنها با دختر شما بلکه با هیچ زنی حاضر با ازدواج نخواهید بود

2 Charsi                                                                                             93

Name: Arc Khatira
Country: Afghanistan

Megan 2 nafar charsi ha da motorcycle khana meraftan yaki esh az motorcycle aftada dega esh hech khabar nashoda da khana ka rasida dida ke rafiq esh nest gofta woy najawan be khoda hafizy raft

Wozo                                                                                                  92

Name: Sayed Omar Maududi

Yak nafar peshe Mullah raft guft: Mullah Sahib! Aga adam wozu dashta basha wa yak goz bezana wosuesh meshkena? Mullah guft: Ha, choto ne...... Nafar guft: Aga gozesh be sada basha? Mullah guft: Da o soorat ham wozuesh meshkena. Nafar guft: Aga gozesh boe ham nakuna? Mullah guft: Ha. Nafar guft: Aga gozesh besyar kotah ...basha ham? Mullah khasta shud o guft: Bkhe bekhe padar lanat, tu aga go ham kuni wozuet nameshkena

Dost dashtni                                                                                       91

Name: Hamed                                                                                                                                                           
Country: Norway                                                                                                                                                      
دختری از نامزد خود پرسان کرد که عزیزم مرا چقدر دوست

داری ؟

نامزادش گفت که آنقدر دوستت دارم که گوشت خود را در پوستت کنم کم

است
.
دختر باز هم پرسيد که مرا آنقدر دوست داری یکدسته موتروانی کرده

ميتوانی؟ بچه گفت که بلی عزیزم
.دختر گفت که پس با دست دیگرت لطفا
"

ب ينی ات را پاک کن که خلم هایت کشال شده است

Lexus                                                                                               90

Name:  Ideot................
Country: Afg
Comments: yak roz yak wardaki motar luxes kharida bod.hamrai 3 dostan taraf jalalabad meraft ke da ra motar ra bsyar tez dawand wa nafar set 1 goft ke kame slow bedawan.wardaki goft ke lexus dari goft ne goft khai chop ta begi.baz da mahipar tez meraft ke  nafar set 2om ham goft slow boro wardaki goft lexus dari goft ne goft khai chop ta begi.nafar 3om goft ke break bege ke ma payan meshem wardak goft lexus dari goft ha darum wardak goft ke khai break ash da kujast

Uzbek                                                                                               89

Name: Aziz                                                                                                                                                                 
Country: Afghanistan                                                                                                                                               
يک روز ازبک در تنبان خود مرداری کرد
.
همگی دوستان که در آنجا موجود بودند

جمع شدند و گفتند او بيادر چرا چی گب است کلان آدم استی
-
کدام مريضی

هم نداری
- خورد آدم هم نيستی که ايطور مرداری ره در تنبان ات کردی -
چرا

ايطور کردی؟

ا زبک
:
والله ميخواست مس کال بتم مگر متاسفانه او کی شد

Laghmani                                                                                         88

Name: Aziz                                                                                                                                                            
 Country: Afganistan                                                                                                                                            
یک لغمانی تازه از لغمان آمده بود عاشق یک دختر کابلی شده بود
.
به بسيار

زحمت توانست شماره تيلفون دختر را پيدا کند
.
خوب زمانی که بدختر زنگ زد،

تيلفون دختر خاموش بود و شبکه جواب داد
(شبکه بصدای یک زن):
شماره را که

شما دایر نموده اید، فعلاً خاموش و یا خارج از ساحه سفر نموده است، لطفاً بعداً

به تماس شوید
.

ل غمانی بلافاصله گفت: گم کو. ده قصه از او نشو. خودت گپ دی
.

Wardak Bestar                                                                                   87

               Name:Khatira                                                                                                                                                    
 Country: Sweedan                                                                                                                                              
نرس از وردکی که بستر بود پرسيد

چرا شما سر خود را پائين انداخته وطرف شکم خود ميبينيد؟

و ردکی
: بخاطریکه داکتر گفته متوجه معده ات باش

Taxi                                                                                                  86

Name: Mukaram Noori.
Country: Afg
 megan ke kudam wardaki taxi man ra istad kard wa goft ke ta wardak chand meri.taxi man goft 100Rupa wardakee goft ke 5 dana 20rupagi darum aga meri.

Gora khar                                                                                       85

Name: Sudaba                                                                                                                                      
Country: Afghanistan                                                                                                                             
گوره خر را به وردکی نشان ميدهند و برش ميگن که بگو چی است؟

م يگه خر است کالای ورزشی پوشيده

Water                                                                                            84

نام - خالده
كشور - افغانستان

از وردکی ميپرسن اگه آب نبود چی مشد؟

ميگه
: باز آبازی ره یاد نميگرفتيم و غرق می شدیم
.

Alame KHATAR                                                                                 83   

نام- خالده
كشور - افغانستان

علامت خطر را به یک وردکی نشان می دهند و ميگن این یعنی چه؟

ميگه
:
یعنی خوردن کله و پاچه ممنوع

Bande KHuda                                                                                  82

نام -خالده
كشور- افغانستان

از بنده خدا پرسيدن امان الله خان جيقسم به تخت نشست ؟

بنده خدا گفت ده ای باره تاريخ خو
. چيزی نگفته و لی به فکر مه چار زانو نشسته باشه. هدف از بنده خدا خدای

ناخواسته وردکی نيست


Tashnab                                                                                          81

Name: Reda
Country: afghanistan
Kodam roz mega Wazir kharija afghanistan da tashnab boda, Kodam khariji darwazi tashnab ra taq taq zada gofta kee asty
az daghil wazir sahib gofta  Rangin Dadfar Spanta,  Ee khariji gofta oo 3 nafar da yak tashnab -----------

ملا                                                                                             80       

Name: ghaznavi
Country : sweden

میگن کدام ملا ده یک دوکان رفت پرسید گفت معاست دارید؟
دوکاندار گفت بلی دارم مگر آنقدر سخت که شما میگوئید ندار

 Hotel                                                                                                79

Name: Ghznavi
Cuntry:
megan kodam pesar dar kbul amad besiar goshna ham shoda bod tasadof fekresh taraf yak lawha shod ke naweshta bod hotel shaqul wa nam aqsam gheza ha ham naweshta bod wa dar akhir naweeshta bod ke pool az nawasa agz migardad ba khod goft ke man ra khoda dad dar hotel bala shod wa behtarin gheza ha ham ra khord wa khwast ke rawan shawat wa hotali baresh goft ke pool beti goft shoma kho goftin ke poll az nawasa aghz migardad hotali  goft tora bala da paset baba kalan hait inja pool qarzdar ast

Dog                                                                                               78

Name: Khan
Country: AFghanistan
 Megan ke yag wardakee hamray sage (dog) khod az raah ter meshod , yag nafar sada kaad ke khaar (donkey) ra kuja mebaree yag dafa amee wardakee khanda kaad wa goft ke ay khar nes sag (dog) has, ay nafar goft me az to porsaan nakadem ma az Sag(dog) porsan kadem.hahahahahaha

Boof                                                                                                 77

Name: N KH GHZNSUN
Country: Afghanistan
 goftand yak shakhs pirmard ke besiar haris wa amito sag e dunia bood malaek baresh aamad goft ezraeel miaia qabz roh mekona wakhtet poora shoda ei nafar besiar jegarkhoon shod amrai khod goft choto konom eito wakht memorom tamam doniaem memana kho ei chort zad ezraeel ke aamaad ei khoda oshtok  (child) sakht yahne ke ezraeela bogoya ma khord astom bare mordan .  ezraeela goft  kaka  dan (kaka jan) ma ra papa (nan.bread) bete , ezraeel famid goft bachem bia boof (out) borem PAPA, QAQ(CHOCKELET) METOM

Mandanabashi                                                                             76

Name: N KH GHZNSUN
Country: GhazniAfghanistan
 مانده نباشی   
  یک کاکا د راه میگزشت کسی گفت که کاکا جان   
مانده نباشی جواب داد که اگر مانده باشم چی گهُ خورده
میتوانی

Salata                                                                                                75

Name: N KH GHZNSUN
Country: Afghanistan
 سلاته یا سلات
از یک قندهاری پرسان کردند که شما در قندهار سلاته را چیطور تیار
میکنید؟ گفت که آغا جان در قندهار ما سلاته ره از
از کون بادرنگ کون نوش پیاز کون بانجان رومی
کون گشنیز کون نعنا تیار میکنم
همین چیز هارا باید داشته باشه اگه نه
سلاته نیست

1000 Rupia                                                                                    74

Name: N KH GHZNSUN
Country: Afghanistan
Goftan kodam nafar ziat muflis bood wa dar  pesh kodam ziarat  eistad & dast pesh khoda   beland kard goft  khodaia 1000 rupia ba ma bete  besiar zarurat darom da ami asna kodam NAFAR E DEGA aamad da nezdekish goft khodaia ba ma yak 5 rooooopa bete. ei nafar awali qar shod goft o biadar to boro 5 rooopa ma metomet bazara kharab nako

Black Beta                                                                                       73

Name: BILAL
Country: pakistan
1 goray husband aur wife k yahan black beta hoa
husband:
janu ye kais howa?
wife:
janu tum bhi garam thay maim bhi garam thi shayad bacha jal gaya

Sardar and Police                                                                         72

Name: Ghzstar
Country: Afghanistan
Sardar and Police
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun

Doctor And Sardar                                                                      71

Name: Ghzstar
Country: Afghanistan
Doctor And Sardar .
Sardar 2 doctor: Mujhe 1 problem hai
Dr: Kya?
Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt

Motar now                                                                        70

Name: Hamid
Country: NorwayMega kodam Wardaki Yak Motar now kharid,
Motar now Gerefta taraf kabul dedan Rafiq khod raft, da 1sat(hour) kabul rased,
bad az 2 Rooz(day) rafiq khoda goft ma pass merom ke motherem bebenom da Maidan, harakat kad,
az kabul ta wardak da 3 rooz raseed, Motheresh porsan kad, che gap shod bachem,
Ee Bacha goft Ee Motar bare raftan 5geer dara baree paas amadan 1 geer .....
khana kharab az kabul ta wardak Revars amada ahahh

3 Sardar                                                                           69

Name: ghzstar
Country: Afghanistan
 Then there were two sardars, Zail singh & Jarnail singh.
Both of them bought a horse each.

"How will we know which
is your & which is mine?" asked Zail.

"Easy"replied Jarnail.
"I'll cut mine's tail,yours will be the one with tail"

This was heard by a few boys ,they cut the other's tail too.

Next morning the confusion continued.
"Don't worry "retorted Jarnail.
"I'll tie a bell around its neck, yours will be the one without
  the bell."

The boys heard this also & cut the bell.

The next day, Zail got frustrated & said

"Okay now the last criterion,
white will be yours & black will be mine."

Sardar Lost 800                                                                   68

Name: Ghzstar
Country: Afghanistan
 Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very

   depressed.

   "What happened ?"  asked  Surjit.

   "Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday .  " "How come ?"

   "Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England

   was being shown live on TV.I bet Rs.500 that India would win,

   but I lost the bet."

   " But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?" " Yaar, I

   bet on the highlights too

Sardar Ticket                                67

Name: ghzstar
Country: Afghanistan
A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery. 
He goes to Delhi to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
The Sardar says, "I want my 20 lakhs.

The man replied, "No, sir.  It doesn't work that way.  We give you one lakh
today and then you'll get the rest spread
out for the next 19 weeks."

The Sardar said, "Oh, no.  I want all my money right now! I won it and I want
it."

Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day and the rest
during the next 19 weeks.

The Sardar, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money!  If
you're not going to give me my 20 lakhs right
now, then I want my five rupees back!"

Pakistani                                                                                66

Name: Reema
Country: Afghanistan
Yak pakistani peshe doctor raft goft ma mekhayom ( i Want)  ke Laghar shawom,
Doctor goft Rozi 100Km Dawesh ko da 360 Rooz 15Kg Kaam Meshi .
Baad az 360 Rooz Pakistani ba doctor zang zad goft Doctor sahib ma 20Kg kam shodim kho Az khana 36000Km Door Shodim.. ahhaa

Man Shocked                                                                          65

Name: Kavita
Country: USA
 a man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed , he asked him "how long have you been wearing that bra?" the friend replied "eever since my wife found it in the golves compartment

Sardar AC                                                                                64

Name: Ghzstar
Country: Afg
 Sardar and Home
Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun

Sardar Umbrella                                                                    63

Name: ghzStar
Country: Afghanistan
 Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?
Sardar bola, Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega

Sardar Computer                                                                  62

Name: Ghzstar
Country: afg
Sardar and Computer

Sardar: Yaar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k liye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai

Sardar Exam                                                                          61

Name: ghz
Country: Afghanistan
Sardar and Practical Exam
In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You are failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

Wardaki                                                                                   60

Name: qader
Country: afghanistan
 az 1 wardaki pursan kadan k da kuja mishini ?
wardaki jawab dad da harjai k manda shudam

Mula Sahib                                                                                59

Name: QumanDan
Country: pk
wala bash ki yad az amu jok hai waqti jahad kunim  ki dili shan bad nasha
miga yak rooz mula sahid sari chawke sheshta bud tokhom mikhurd yak nafar tir shud guft mula sahid chi mikune sare chawki sheshte tokhom mikhure mula asabish kharab shud guft khai sari tokhom beshenum chawke ra bokhorum

2 lafook                                                                                     58

Name: Hamid
Country: Norway
 2 lafoka bain khod gap mezadan
1goft . saat padaram eqa asel ast ke da aw aftad bad az 1month  kashidim kee joor tayar ast
2 goft. Padarema eqa Qawee (strong) ast ke da aw aftad baad az 1month baramad zenda wa salamat
1goft. padaret da aw che mekad 1month
2. goft sati padaree tora kook mekad.

Awili Ahani                                                                                57

Name: Hamid
Country: Norway
 Kodam Nafar Peshe Mula raft goft Mula sahib . Ame Adam Ke Ozo Dashta basha wa Ozo dega saresh kona che mesha, Mula Goft mesli ke 1 awili Ahani dashta bashi wa dega Awili Ahani saresh abad koni
Ee nafar goft khay aga baaz saresh ozo 3 koni goft kho Awili Ahani 3 saresh abad mekoni
ee nafar goft ba padare azi awili ahani kona ke da yak gooz Chapa mesha


Sekartar                                                                                  56 

Name: GhzStar
Country Afghanistan 
Mega yak Zaan Raft Peshe Qazi Goft
Qazi Sahib ma az Showharom Talaq megerom
Qazi Goft. Chura Che Elat ast ke Talaq megeree
Zan goft Showharam Zanaka Bazi mekona
Qazi Goft. Kati Ke mekona to che mefami
Zan Goft. Hamray Sekartar khod
Qazi Goft To che mefami
Zan Goft ma ham Sekartarish bodom..

Patloon                                                                                     55

Name: GhzStar
Country:  Afghanistan
Mega Kodam Mard az Tashnab baramad goft oo zanaka Bia kee Kamarem 2 qaat manda rast nametanom khoda
Zanish goft baaz Tokmee Peran ra da Patloon Basta kadi..

Askari.                                                                                       54

Name: GhzStar
Country:  Afghanistan
Mega kodam Mardaka Daw talabana Hazer shod ke bora da Jang ba taliba.
Nafar ke sabt nam mekad porsan kaad kee che angeza shod kee to Daw talabana meree ba jang.
Mardaka goft Angeza Mangeza ra namefamom kho taki oo zan da khana basha dega khana namerom..

Awlada mardom                                                                       53

Name: Saied
Country: Pk 

یک زن و شوهر جنگ میکنند شوهر عصابش خراب میشود

بکس لباس خودرا بسته کرده

دست هردو طفل خودرا گرفته میخواهد از خانه بیرون شود

که زنش صدا میکند خودت که میروی اولاد های مردم را کجا میبری

Sarak                                                                                        52

Name: NooR
Country: pak 
یک نفر که در را روان بود از کسی پرسان کرد که این

سرک کجا میروه؟ او نفر جواب داد که ما بیست سال هست در

این سرک زندگی میکنیم تا بحال ندیدیم که این سرک جای برود

Masjeed                                                                                    51

Name: Saied
Country: Pk
 Migan Yak Adam Masjed ( Mosque ) Saakhta Bood Har Che Ki Tableegh kad Deed Ki Hech Kase Namiaia......
Da Ami Asna Da Door Masjed ( Mosque ) Noshta Kad Ki Namaz Subh 1 Rokat Wa Bedoon Oozoo.....

Rebot                                                                                         50

Name: NooR
Country: pak
miga yak adam robot khared khana awurd ie robot yak khasyat dasht ki dorgh a ger mikad yani kasi ki drogh miguft ie robot miraft amu drogh goya yak sele mizad kho yak rooz bachi az ie nafar amad guft padar jan da maktab 200 ropa khasta ie robot amad yak sele zad ie bacha gaka padarish guft ki bachim drogh gufte kho ie padarish shesht ie bacha gaka nasyat mikad miguft ki drogh guftan kari khub nis adam bayad drogh nagoya mara sai ku ma da khurtarake khud hach drogh namiguftum robot amad yak sele padarish ham zad da ame asna madarish sari soi khud khanda kada amad guft ki ie bacha bayad drogh bogoya akhir bachi to as robot amad madarisha yak sele amu to makam zad.....LOL

LUV                                                                                            49

Name: rowayda seconder
Country saudiarabia
 its no joke ive been roped n chokin on abone from afish n the school of ur twilight zone

             you shoock me>took me to another place

where the air im breathing like mace in my face

SUGGESTIONS questions PEOPLE wana KNOW

is this what LUV s????

                      cause if it s then i <<LUV>>>

Zainab                                                                                        48

Name: Saied
Country: Pk
 Migan ki yak rooz dar yake az deewana khana ha 2 nafar ra aworda boodan.....
khoo doctor saeeb amad deed ki yak deewana miguft ki zainab zainab......
kho ee doctor az amo nafar haie mooazaf porsaan kad ki chera e brother ma zainab zainab miga nafar mooazaf guft ki saeeb ee aashiq zainab bood zainab ra baresh nadadan azo khater deewana shod........
da ami asna ee doctor deed ki yak deewane dega ham da sare khod zada mira wa miga zainab zainab.......
baz ham porsaan kad ki ee chera zainab zainab miga.......?
nafar mooazaf guft ki saeeb bar azi zainab ra dadan.........

Agian                                                                                         47

Name: Saied
Country: Pk
Migan yak rooz yak awghan dar usa dar yak hotel shishta bood ..... kho e awghan english yaad nadasht .......
Menu Aamad kho e awghan cheze ra namifamid yak cheze ra khosh kad-o order daad......
kho yak chand lahza baad ki naan ra baresh awordan deed ki shorwae shalgham ast....
kho e awghan dega chara nadasht shorwae shalgam ro khord......
da ami asna da ami meez pahlioesh yak afghan shishta bood deed ki ki e afghan morgh mikhora kho waqte az afghan khalas shood e afghan guft again.........
waqte ki e awghan e jumle again ra shoneed khial e awghan ki again chicken mana mita....
e awghan ham guft again....
kho baaz waqte ki naan ra baresh awordan deed ki baaz shorwae shalgham ast....
da ami asna waiter ra guft padar tan nalat again azo morgh ast wa again ma shorwae shalgham.....

Naaf                                                                                           46

Name: Saied
Country: Pk
Migan yak khanom hech waqt namikhast ki peer shawa hamisha mikhast ki jawan baasha .....
kho e khanom raft nazd yak doctor jaraee guft doctor saeeb ma mikhaiom ki chehri ma ra jara koni....
doctor besyaar khob kho chehri e khanom ra jara kad....
kho har dafa ki da chehresh chumliki paida mishod ee miamad pesh doctor.......
da ami asna baaz da cheresh chumliki paida shod ba doctor call kad o guft ki doctor saeeb baz chuliki paida shooda.......
kho da ami asna doctor guft khanom e baar dar saret yak pech basta mikonom har dafe ki chumliki paida shood amo pech ra tight ko kho e doctor da sare khanom peshra tight kad.....
baaz ham e khanom yak rooz dege bare doctor zang zad ki doctor saeeb da zeer zenakhom yak ghar paida shooda ......
da ami asna doctor baresh guft ki khanom bas ast dega pech ra tight nako ki naafet da roiet amada....

Museum                                                                                     45

Name: Saied
Country: Pk
Migan yak rooz baz ham baba rajab dar yaki az museum haie Europe rafta bood....
kho baba rajab har aks ra mideed az nafari ki maloomat midad azo porsaan mikad ki azi aks chand saal shoda ....
kho nafar ki masool ast jawab mita ki azi aks 2000 saal misha baba rajab miga ni 2004 saal...
kho ee adam masool feker mikona ki albata e yak adam taarikh fahm ast kho e nafar masool guft bali ha shuma mifahmin......
kho e baba rajab baz yak aks degari ra deed porsaan kad azi aks chand saal misha guft 10000 saal....
baba rajab guft ni 10004 saal misha....
kho ee nafar masool baz ham cheze naguft ...
kho ee baba rajab yak chand sawal degam ki kada jawab amo nafar masool ra ghalat mikashid ......
da ami asna nafar masool guft ki baba to kho na taarikh fahm ast hech cheze nisti khai chera jawab haie mara ghalat mikashi....
baba rajab da jawab nafar masool guft ki o brother ma ki 4 saal pesh ham amada bodom to 2000 saal gufta boodi hali ki 4 saal baad amadim baz ham migi 2000 saal.....

Nafari...                                                                                     44

Name: Saied
Country Pk
 Migan yak rooz yak wardaki hamraie sister khod beroon raft .......
kho da ami asna waqte ki e wardaki ra rafiq haiesh deed yak dafa rafiq haiesh ba azaar dadan e wardaki shoroo kadan guftan wah wah bachim ena nafari paida kadi ....
kho e wardaki pas da jawab shaan guft ki az ma kho sisterem ast aga nafari shuma baasha......

Dozakh                                                                                     43

Name: Saied
Country: Pk
 Migan ki afghan ha dar hech jaie hamraie kase joor namiaian dar ami bara joke amada sorry .....
Migan kase dar doozakh raft wa dar doozakh deed ki doozakh ba 2 hesa taqseem shooda....
1 : Doozakh baraie khariji ha....
2 : Doozakh baraie afghan ha.....
Kho e adam guft ki behtar ast ki ma ra dar doozakh khariji ha bibarin chera ki kar haie khariji hamesh dorost ast wa ba soor ham ast.....
kho e adam dar doozakh khariji ha dakhol shood deed ki amo nafar haie jaza mitan ena qeef ha ra miaran wa dar dahan ona qarar mitan wa az tareeq qeef dar dahan ona qeer dagh ra mindaza...khob e adam guft wala jazaie in ha besyaar sakht ast wali bar aks az doozakh afghan ha eto mila wa sail saateri wa chak chak bood........
kho da ami asna e adam az nafar moazaf khahesh kad ki yak baar ijaza betesh ta dakhil doozakh afghan shawad kho adam ra ijaza dadan wa dakhel shood.......
kho e adam az yake az afghan ha sawal kad ki o brother aya shuma jaza namitan qeer dagh ra namindazan.....
da ami asna amo afghan guft mindazan jazaie ma ham misle shuma yak raqam ast........
guft yak rooz qeef ast wa qeer nist....
yak rooz qeer ast wa qeef nist......
wa yak rooz har doiesh ast nafari ki masool ast ki bindaza oo nist....
guft eto khoord wa boord ast doosia haie ma ham gum mish

Soqoot                                                                                       42

Name: Saied
Country: Pk
Migan yak rooz baba rajab hamraie khanom khod taraf kudam jaie safar dashtan.......
da ami asna ami khanom baba rajab bisyaar khafa wa ghamgin bood.....
kho e baba rajab az khanom khod porsaan kad ki khanom chera che gap ast pereshaan maloom mishi.......?
khanomesh guft ki agar tayara soqoot kona baz...
da ami asna baba rajab pas dar jawab khanom khod guft ki agar ajalet namada baasha kho hech gape namisha.....
khanomesh dubara guft ki agar ajale pilot amada baasha baz chetoor konom....

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