Zani 150Kg

Name: Reema
Country: Kabul
Kodam Rooz mega Yak Zani 150kg da mili buss bala shod.
Kelena porsan kad Khala nametan che ast, Zan besyaar ba nazo nakhra goft ,  GHONCHA
Kellena da zeer zaban zamzama karda goft khodaya agar ee GHONCHA Beshkofa che khat shod

Pathan & Girl Friend

Name: Isha
Country: Islamabad, Pakistan
Pathan apni Girl Friend Ke sath Date pe gaya or ahista se bola
Pathan: Mere dil me 1 bat hai magar kehte hue Gabrata hon
Girlfriend:  Jan Keh bi do na
Pathan: Tumhari Pass Naswar hai?

BUBBELGUM

Name: Isha
Country: Isb, Pakistan
Larki: Jaan aj tum ne kiss karty waqt jab apny moun se mery moun main BUBBELGUM dali tou bohat maza aya
Larka: Jano wo BUBBELGUM nahi BULGHAM ta

Askari

Name: noorQ
Country: pak
 migan yak  wardake raft ki ASKAR shawa kho da ame shaw awal ie ra pira dare rawan kad da pushti yak darakht chez shurak mikhurd ie wardake har che ki DRISH DRISH guft shor khurdan qarar na shud ie warkade asabish kharab shud zarba kad saba ki QUMANDAN amad guft qumandan sahib da ame shaw awal barit yak duzd zarba kadum ie qumandan burd da pushti darakht waqti ki ded  duzd muzd nabud KHARa zarba kada khob wardake suni khar sai kad baz suni qumandan sai kad tufang khuda qumandan dad guft ma bari difa az watan amadim ni bari BROTHER kushe..................

Taxi Wan

Name: qumandan
Country: pakistan
 miga yak roz yak madar kalan hamrai nawasi khud jay miraft kho ya da yak taxi sheshtan ame madar kalan taxiwan a guft ki ie nawasi ma kami bitarbia as aga chez guft khafa na shawee taxiwan guft namishum khafa kho ya rawan shudan da ra ame bacha gak taxiwan guft  kaka aga padarit khar mibud khudit chi mibude taxiwan bichra guft kho ma ham khar mi budum yak daqa bad baz pursan kad aga padarit sag mibud khodit chi mibudee taxiwan qaar shud guft ma ham chuchi sag mi budum kho ie bacha gak zeyat ame to sawal kad akhir taxiwan motar istad kad guft bachim aga madarit kusse midum to chi mibudee bacha gak khob sunish sai kad guft taxi wan
khuda kuna khushi tan beyaya

Zan wa Shoy

Name: pari
Country: russia
yak roz yak zan shoy  ba jangal  raftan ba tafre .wa shoy  eqa zan khoda taref kada merafta ka tu ware kasi zan nadara eqa dostet daram ka ba tu jan ham metam .baz zan ham shro kada ka tu ware shoy kase nadara eqa dostet daram shoy jan.kho ba gashtan astan ka yak dew paida shoda ba jangal .wa taraf zan wa mardaka sail kada ka kadam tan ra bokhoram.e mardaka sada kada ka dew jan ami zanaka ra bokho eqa shirin ast .baz zan taraf dew naz kada ka dew jan khodesh mefama ki ra bokhora ki ra kiss kana ,tuba e ra mega doste zan shoy lolzzzzz

Wife & Husband

Name: sweetyyyyyyyyyyy
Country:
 wife_I will Die Husband_I will Also Die.              Wife_Why do yu Want 2 Die?
Husband_Becuz may Itni Khushi Bardasht Nahi Kar Sakta...

Godra

Name: sweetyyyyyyyyyyy
Country
 kete hee 1 admi doktor ke pas   jaa ke bola..doctor sahheb mere gorde mee dard hee,,test karne ki baat doctor nee kahaa ...jenaab aap ke gorde fiel hochoka hee ...mariz ne bahaat zoor  zoor de hasaa..doctor ne pocha kia baat hee joo tum aste hoo...mariz nee bolla mere gorda  kaab school gahee ti joo fiel hojahee......

Gosfand wa khosho

Name: sweetyyyyyyyyyyy
Country
mega kodam roz kodam kas  morda  bod, kho yak nafar amada porseda k beyadar jan ke morda? ami nafar awali gofta ke khosho-e-ma morda, -e-nafar 2mi goft ke cheto mord?
kho ami Nafar awali goft walah  yak gozftan zadesh mord,ami nafar 2mi yak dafa sada kad goft wee  chetu khob,gofta beyadar jan namesha ke ami gozftana bar yak chand rooz khane mam  rawanesh koni....

Hotel

Name: Ruyen
Country: Pak
Mega Yak nafar da rah musafir shod...shaw shod saresh da yak kaafi (hotel) shaw ter kad pesh az khaw kadan shagird kaafi ra goft ke sob mara wkht bekhizan jay rawan astam.......!

sob wkht shagerd kaafi era bedar kad ..shaw jana luch kada khaw kada bod ...sob ke wkht bedar shod az warkhataye da paloyesh yak askar khaw bod oh ham jaan luch....iwaz kalaye khoda beposha kalaye askar grift poshid raft taraf kaar khod.
kho da kodam jay da ayna khoda sail kad.....!
Goft oh ba amo Padar shagerd kaafi (Hotel) nalat
bachi sag mara nakhistanda az khaw ASKAR khistanda....

Zaan 100 sala

Name: HeeNa
Country:Pak
yak zan peer 100 sala bod mareez bod doctor da khana amad guft kojayet dard mekona?
zan guft namefamum doctor baresh guft ke shawar dare?
nawasa-e-oo zan guft mareez az-e-sawala nakonin, zan guft chup bashin doctor mefama ya shoma

Magas

Name: pari
Country: russia
Comments: zan: chi mekani? husband:magas  mikosham,   zan:chand dana koshti ? husband:5 dana 2zan 3mard,  zan: chi famidi ka zan bod mard? husband:chra ka 3 dana oh ba botal sharab chaspida bod 2 dana oh ba telefone 

  e ra megan joke agar  dega dafa kase nafamid oh ra ma magas ware  mikosham

Mawad Ghaita

Name: Naqeebullah  Qais
Country: UnitedStatesofGhazni
Moga yak roz yak wardaki da rah rawan bod da amo asna da pesh roye khod yak chiz zard ra ded badan da dest khod gireft wa da daan khod ham chashid (maza kad) wa bad famid ke mawad ghayeta ast (Gooh) baz kate khod goft Ohhh e kho gooh boda khub shod ke laghat ish nakadum lolzzzzzzzz

Rafto Amad

Name: Qais
Country: Pakistan
 Megan az yak wardaki porsidan ke khoda ra meshnasiii??

Wardaki goft nah wala raft amad ke nabasha cheto beshnasim yaki dege khoda lolzzzzz

40 Chor

Name: noor
Country: pk
 3 Sardar Apis me Bat kr rahe the

1st: Meri BV Pregnent Thi Usne Jurwa Film Dekhi AuR Jurwa Bache Paida kiye.

2nd: Meri BV B Pregnent thi Usne 3 Devian Film Dekhi AuR 3 Larkion ko Paida kya.

3rd Bhagne Laga
To Dosto ne Pocha kya hua
Wo Bola: Meri BV B Prgnent hai AuR Wo kameeni Ali Baba 40 Chor Dekh Rahi hy

(!) Alama

Name: Yal
Country: Canada 
az yak nafar porsan kadan (!) ee alama che as?
O nafar guft: shashedan mamnoh even one drop. lolzzzzzzzzzz

Four Mother

Name: HeeNa
Country: pak
 Four mothers got together and were discussing their sons.
"Our family has a Royal blood." said the first proud woman.
"When my son enters a room, people look at him and say,
'Oh, Your Highness'"
     
The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop. When he enters
a room, people say, 'Oh, Your Excellency'"
     
"My son is a cardinal." continued the next one. "When he
enters a room, people say, 'Oh, Your Eminence'"

The fourth mother thought for a moment. "My son is short,
weighs 185 kilos, and bald," she said, "When he enters a room,
people look at him and say, 'Oh My God !'"

Mosabeqa

Name: Starz
Country: UK
EATING CHALLENGE
kodom roz 2 Pakistani challenge kadan k ki 10 peshqab(plate) mawod ghaita (gooh) ro zod mekhora , kho mosabeqa shoro shod , hardo pakistani khorda rawan astan k yaki az pakistani da peshqab 9th estad shod wa nakhord , mardom tajob kardan k chi gap shod porsidan chora ? goft hech namekhorom hamrai ma ghalati kardan, baz porsidan chora chi ghalati? goft k da peshqab ma moi(hair) bod . lolzz

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